Now that I've got your attention...no, no, this is real.
My company wants to sell into China without having to wait months for an export license, we can accomplish this by making the resolution of our systems worse, especially in the bandwidth below 100 Hz. I know that FET amps tend to have the most noise down in that area, but what is the noisest one? We have amps in the SOIC-8 package (duals). I'm also going to sprinkle some carbon comp resistors in there to boost the noise.
I know that I can do a redesign to add a noise generator, but I'm trying to get around this without a redesign and re-layout.